Eve Quotes
Hidden Snake > hmmm ..... i would like to have video player embeded into eve client so i can play porn at least
DeathEngine > 3. if u'r sig radius was as big as u'r mouth u wouldn't b able to fit thro the stargate
SolApathy > yeah send in the fat kid to see if its a trap
CAAN0N > do i look like i give a fuck what some carebear who mines veld in a dread says
Ramjet67 > masternerd .. you have some issues you gotta work out .. holy chow
Blastil > I disown you...
Lana Long > mng needs some kind of medal
Lana Long > he also gets the "I thought he said jump" medal
moreta60 > who hidees a dildo in there toilett?
S0C0M > handshake and bed
S0C0M > its a daily ritual.
Wrathraker > Is that like telling a woman you promise you'll pull out?
Blastil > then you'll realize that it will never be as much fun as the first time, and cry.
Captain Lock > brb, need to.. polish my bishop
Ghost Train > she must be a ho, i mean she gets "kidnapped" thousands of times each day
Captain Lock > Your bio doesn't have enough quotes by me in it
More EVE Quotes
AZRIEL PAZZUZU > hes a fat lying sob and just the sight of him make me wanna go postal
Ramjet67 > he had no ... hair ... he had no nose ... they gonna melt him down .. right to his toes ... it's a .. lego ... lego .. micheal jackson ..
Ed Trench > They say he's ninety percent plastic..............................they are going to melt him down and make Leggos out of him so little kids can play with him for a change
Desecrater > or the day day the same stood aghainst the same, and they had bigger guns
Yorak Hunt > i was looking forward to hello kitty online until they cut PVP from the game
Gossamer DT > now the cable box, it knows how to cuddle
Austintatious > i want to masturbate to my self playing eve
Taylor Davis > I removed the software for this game off my pc and like a loser I reloaded it
Ulstan > HOLY SHIT followed by silence is the best kind of intel
0PPressed > they should enslave all midgets and albinos
Damar Rocarion > You autopiloted in high-sec and died?
DragonOfTheArmory > did you expect Disney Online?
YORK CRAFT > wow, mylinn, - why did you uncover yourself, youre such a good spy! also your KB is nice
0PPressed > Netherby was offended having been raised by a prostitute
0PPressed > stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!
Argento Wolf > im still looking for my asshole insignia . cant fucking find it
Ghost Train > don't eat gallente body parts, their whole race was created when a lightning bolt struck a piece of shit one day >_<
Even More Eve Quotes
Lord Kytano > a nice 18 year old will fix ur penis problems
Jocelyn Lau > now im ice mining while watching a guide on how to make a woman squirt
Matsurri > they frown on people taking a dump in the salad bar BTW
Jocelyn Lau > im looking for a battle i can join in while i masturbate furiously to lesbian porn
AZRIEL PAZZUZU > mount that baby and make yourself have seizures
Necroman > there are only 4 in system . lets all warp there and tackle it . wink wink. lets not look on otherside of gate and be suprised when they paddle us
Ghost Train > omg don't quote me w/o paying royalties
Psyflame > i clicked yes and my screen filled up with foot porn. it was creepy
Really messed up eve quotes
Alex Hayden > lets not mention assault frigs any more, psyflame will start waving his dick again...
Alex Hayden > THERE WAS A BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT, AND MY SHIP TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN EGG. DID I LEVEL UP?
Sophist Valen > Anal sex is alot like broccoli..
Sophist Valen > If you are forced to have it as a child you won't appreciate it as an adult.
Psyflame > kind of sad that you need to be in an rpg to be "beyond virginity"
Shadowsoze > haha armor tanked merlin
Shadowsoze > that's almost as silly as a woman with a job
Shadowsoze > or a woman out of the kitchen
Some really weird EVE Quotes
Psyflame > and here i thought people would fly something not-gay<br>like a rupture
Master Andrew > i just finished sailing 5000 miles
Master Andrew > it was pretty dull compared to eve
Daniel Jackson > dude i dont have a rl
guy3004 > if only those mexiacans somehow could track the mexicans coming in
Oxcidiax > how the fuck you do that? they dont seem interested in foreplay, they already dry cocked one of us
Lexang > cept one of you faggots doesnt know how to post mails so archon mail missing
Orion PuIse > i just imagined a fucking sea cucumber having multiple orgasms
Psyflame > take what to a private convo?<br>I have most of them blocked so if they are crying about me and making insults, I can't see it
cbkilla > and history is my worst subject, porn is my best
Usku Ukusku > keep dreaming. CCP has an electrical generator connected to a hamster wheel. hamsters are fed a steady diet of meth and speed